i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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