we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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