that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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