he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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