He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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