yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
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ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
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also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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