He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
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did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
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I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?