AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
She just used a chaser for red wine.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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