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• (757): View more from Virginia

  he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.

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• (626): View more from California

  Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time

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• (408): View more from California

  I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi

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  so I peed on it

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  100000% expect a picture of my ass in them

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