When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
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