Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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