Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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