NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
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i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
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I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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