It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
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like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
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Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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