isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Terrible idea I love it
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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