I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
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It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
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He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
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