Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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