What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
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i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
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Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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