my soul wont recognize me after tonight
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
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that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
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I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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