He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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