you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
he fucked my hip out of place.
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I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
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He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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