yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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