I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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