it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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