And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
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He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
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No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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