Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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