ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
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Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
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The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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