I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
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You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
You can't just leave with hair like that
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
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Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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