U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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