I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
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All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
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How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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