he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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