Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
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I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
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We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
She has the best kind of daddy issues
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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