Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
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