You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
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he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
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I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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