I think i sorta joined a cult last night
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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