Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Someone shattered a urinal.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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