He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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