Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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