its not stalking. its research.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
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You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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