Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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