Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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