she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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