i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
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That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
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YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
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