"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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