For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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