do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
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After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
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There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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