i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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