I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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