He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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