This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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