I'm pants shitting drunk right now
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
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Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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