He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
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what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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