so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
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my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
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If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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