He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
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She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
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got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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